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Everything posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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My twat is hot, and honey, itโs gonna rot!
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The concert was lit as hell, ma'am... until those sick beats became too sick for the children. And my condolences for that.
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You know I'll always break the bank for some Hoobastank!
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Mole, weasel, or vole, I'm gonna stick it in a varmint's hole!
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Mangle plummetless pussy I could, if not for the meritless centuries away from kindly peers, bestirring my poorest bowels eternal.
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Gonna wanna Pompeii deez wiggle worms up in yo ass, girl.
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I don't mean to be rude, I'm just a fluidy dude!
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My solipsism leaves me covered in jizzum.
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Stroke my scrote until I bleat like a goat!
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Duuuude, "Lady Chatterley's Lover" was so fucking hot! I totes expected to get off on all the nasty ass-play, but nah... it was the sweeping grandeur of the British class struggle set against a backdrop of raw feminine empowerment, brah
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Indolent Norwegian! Nautical fornication writhing with sponges, too simple to come quietly, too impetuous to chafe eternal!
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Haughty cockswain! The nightly Gorbachev of my broken heart misgives so tenderly... so tenderly.
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Beclouded opulence befell my pickled playmates. That and the briny vinegar baths.
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We'll show you which fictional couples you should adopt next halloween or a dog person will grow hate potatoes in your kinky milkshake!
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Tell us your favorite disney villains from fucked up cw shows and we'll correctly guess your melted anal products for the ultimate fall!
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Guess which tina belcher quote describes your wedding and we accurately determine what haunted virgin you should make your soulmate!
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We'll guess if you're a true pasta dish that sacrifices for your lover or an abercrombie mayonnaise character!
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Pigeons lurk on ya face like that!
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Do the deed and spill the seed and the rest of the world is in a positive place for the future of our honeymoon
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Aggressiveness has always been my favorite game in the whole world and I don't want to talk about anything fucking else
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