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Everything posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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My bed was not the only bathroom but she was just so sweet
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The thickness of life is the same thing you do to your mom for your birthday
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Paternalism has always happened to me when I'm trying out my hair for the next two years
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Buyers are interested and I'll put the cream in your hand if you're looking for something else
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Maggots are not getting any more expensive and the money is in my head
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My ovaries hurt so much for my heart to see the light
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Your girth fills me with no mirth, only oodles and oodles of jizz.
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Do try and stay away from Shower Tim at Shower Time... dude's a real creep.
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Just as his name suggests: Rumpleteazer can eat out an ass like nobody else and leave you edging for days.
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...those aren’t espresso beans, doctor.
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Balinese castration vacations are a ball-and-a-half of fun!
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Creature comforts for frivolous fun. Creature vivisections for the Blight Lord of Sun.
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“Fruit of the Lube” underwear... some slick ass shit.
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Baby, I've got so much tip that legally I have to call my foreskin "twelveskin"
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At the whiff of a fart there are beans in my heart!
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Move your meat and take those teats to the street!
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Would it offend if your flesh I did rend?
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It’s not lust if I only thrust into your upper crust
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Be the changed diaper you’d like to see in your pants.
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Cluck me, daddy! Cluck me! The chicken or the egg, the chicken or the egg.... ooooo, I came first!
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Dump your trunks and you'll fear no skunks... unless they've got a goddamned switchblade.
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For years I thought my father had died in that bakery.... but it was only a yeast infection.
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Allow me to mansplain that a man's pain begins and ends with that main vein, brother.
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Ever shower with a coward? There’s no amount of soap in the world that can wash the yellow off that belly!
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Let’s just say he put the ache in my cloaca
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