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I'm so woke I shave my hair "down there" to look like Tiananmen Square.
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The Scarecrow and Mrs. King makes my dirty donger go scha-wing!
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If life gives you Gibbons, make Leezanade!
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Eatin' some raw meat up in the honeymoon suite!
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I wet my panties for Werther’s Original Butterscotch Candies!
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The bottom button boys get breezy nipple joys.
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Einstein was such a math genius that his foreskin was actually fiveskin instead.
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Care for a skin soufflé? It’s just started to rise...
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Rip off my nipper, I'll never become a part time stripper!
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A GNARLY GODDAMN SKELETON, EQUIPPED WITH BLOOD AND GUTS AND SHIT, DWELLS INSIDE EACH OF US! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
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My Caesar salad was murdered by a bunch of treasonous fucking croutons.Â
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You wouldn't know Ebola from Shinola, pal... and by the way, you're projectile vomiting black bile.
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Pierre gives a tickle for a Franc or a nickel!
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Let's give it up for my warm pee in a cup!
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Get your meat-hooks off of the comic books, and put your salami inside of my mommy!
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For a second I thought you said that "oral queefs" were going extinct, but thank god it's just the coral reefs instead.
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Premature ejaculation: sooooo metal!
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Strict vegan by day, loose ass eater by night!
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That won’t be my last turf war with a rabid creature, padre.
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Kill my soul then fill my holes.
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Cluck me, daddy! Cluck me! The chicken or the egg, the chicken or the egg.... ooooo, I came first!
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The notion of the Pony Express sounds so rugged and romantic to me! 'Cause ya know I love fucking ponies.
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Blake Bortles gives me chortles.
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FAMINE SOLVED AS THE "SWALLOW-YOUR-LONELINESS-IF-YOU'RE-SO-FUCKING-HUNGRY" PROGRAMÂ DECLARED A TOTAL SUCCESS!
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Don't lube my boobs then tell me I'm lactating.
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