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And remember, students, "It's better to be obsolete than slobsolete!"
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The "White Men Can't Jump" reboot finally has a title: "Black Men Can't Kneel"
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Any time I pass a XXX store, I simply can’t resist stopping in for those three hugs!!!!
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Mother's womb is in full bloom so Father is feeling doom and gloom.
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Booty worms make big boys squirm.
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But Father, how can it be sacrilegious, if I'm getting all religious on that sack?
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I’m a man who has it all - a penis and two balls.
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For a "citrus" tryst: put a tick on your dick to Lyme your slime!
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You lookin for that cocky, boo?
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For a thick bliss missile, you've gotta dip your wick in that Swiss gristle!
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Hey girl, wanna be the Pompeii to my Mt. Vesuvius, so I can violently encase you in my hot flow?
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Hey girl, wanna be the Pompeii to my Mt. Vesuvius, so I can violently encase you in my hot flow?
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And that’s why you’re a superstar, Pure Guava - the sickest rhymes around -
"Red Rover" should be fine, but no more "Simon Says"... remember, Garfunkel is his own man now.
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Well, this is where the rubber meets the road... AKA where I have safe sex with asphalt.
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The proof is in the pudding... and by that I mean, hair, semen, and bone fragments!
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Every time a microwave dings, Joe Pesci squeezes on his hairy rings.
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Did he let the bedbugs bite? Who’s to say, but one thing is for certain: his head is absolutely riddled with cancer.
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Ironically, I got fired from the Fire Department for my self-immolation issues.
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People from Rio de Janeiro are quite tenacious. Some might even say they're Brazilient.
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I’ve never heard of marsupial dinnerware, but it's totally possum-bowl
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Little Scottie Auk sat on my cock, eating his turds of Michael Bay.
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We thought the town baker had died, but it was only a yeast infection.
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And this little French Mensch went, "Oui, oui, oui, all the way Shalom!"
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OF COURSE I'M WORRIED ABOUT ISIS! Â In fairness, I'm worried about Horus and Anubis, too.
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