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  1. Call Waiting for Godot
    The pterodactyl's terribly enacted edicts consequently consummated compulsory funnel cake funeral feedings.
  2. Call Waiting for Godot
    Don't serve me yesterday's foie gras and tell me it's today's pâté en croute, you son of a bitch.
  3. Call Waiting for Godot
    Put your money where your mouth is, sailor, and I'll turn your 401(k) into a 401(gay).
  4. Call Waiting for Godot
    One man's septic tank is another man's fudgy drank.
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    I'm far too fond of the thing to have it amputated now, no matter now much rot festers inside of it!
  6. Call Waiting for Godot
    Suddenly, my hemorrhoid-senses were tingling... someone nearby intended to shit an innocent pair of pants. And they had to be stopped.
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    The pencil was a nihilist and refused to be sharpened. "There's no point," he'd sigh.
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    Give me a home where the buffalo roam.... J/K I just need a sick wifi signal, yo.
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    Urethra? No way, man. #MY-RETHRA

    Call Waiting for Godot posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Urethra? No way, man. #MY-RETHRA
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    Clip your pubies or you'll get no rubies!
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    Impolite Mennonite acolytes alight with fright from socialites' suburbanite appetites for tonight's bites of Turkish delights!
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    Big hairy maws are cause for applause.

    Call Waiting for Godot posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Big hairy maws are cause for applause.
  13. Call Waiting for Godot
    Snoodle on my boodle and I'll canoodle your poodle!
  14. Call Waiting for Godot
    Someday police will identify your remains via your shitty shitty teeth.
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    Pit viper in my dirty diaper, bruh.

    Call Waiting for Godot posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Pit viper in my dirty diaper, bruh.
  16. Call Waiting for Godot
    Salty slam poetry rhymes make me slam salty pork rinds.
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    For the measles and the mumps, the Good Doctor prescribes the humpty hump!
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    There's no honor among thieves, and no hungry Donner who grieves.
  19. Call Waiting for Godot
    Frothy false prophets often earn significant profits.
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    The only thing that matters is tiny pig bladders.
  21. Call Waiting for Godot
    Honey-roast me and eat me on an airplane!
  22. Call Waiting for Godot
    Since laughter is the best medicine, this syphilis should clear up any day now... HAHAHAHAHA!
  23. Call Waiting for Godot
    Lorena Bobbitt brand cutlery - so sharp, it'll slice your main vein!
  24. Call Waiting for Godot
    My favorite place to make whoopee is the cushion; I'm so very lonely.
  25. Call Waiting for Godot
    Girl, you got that Bubba Gump baby bump!
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