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Eagerly taking the parsnip into her sacred place, she moaned with ecstasy in produce section. "50 Shades of Groceries indeed," she panted.
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my first catchphrase selection and I had a typo that made it not make sense!!! OH GOD WHY?!?!? THIS WAS MY SHINING MOMENT! Eagerly taking the parsnip into her sacred place, she moaned with ecstasy in THE produce section. "50 Shades of Groceries indeed," she panted.- 1 reply
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Catchphrase? We don't need no stinkin' catchphrase.
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Catchphrase? We don't need no stinkin' catchphrase.
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you and me both, sister -
Scorpion and onion cured my uncle's bunion!
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I'm a little teapot, so fuck my spout
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"Use the Force" she said, guiding his fleshy lightsaber into her ravenous Sarlacc Pit.
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Danielle Steel's Star Wars -
If nipples were pimples, we'd all have a bursty busty.
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My stinkhole is a sinkhole, so gimme the whole "Dirty Mink Stole".
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The snozzberries taste like shitberries.
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Nobody cares about "South Pacific" the musical. Let's hear about the “North Pacific” instead.
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Achilles' former podiatrist "The Greek Heel-er" found guilty of reckless negligence and malpractice.
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Suppositories are the original hole foods.
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nailed it- 1 reply
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Carrot Top wears a halter top in an ice cream shoppe
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(and he looks STUNNING eating that parfait) -
Forget Star Wars. Give Star Peace a chance, my babies.
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Graze for days on Grizzled Ol' Rizzo's risotto toe fungus, fun Gus!
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$2.99 all you can eat -
WAKE UP, PEOPLE! THE TOOTH FAIRY IS A SUCCUBUS AND WE'RE ALL HER SLEEPING WHORES!
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THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY UNDER YOUR PILLOW IS REALLY FOR -
Gangsta Baby rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippy cup gin and juice
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Gangsta Baby rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippy cup gin and juice -
Oh, I win the Powerball all the time. In fact, I've got jumper cables hooked to my testes right now!
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I'm gonna win again! -
Ponce de Leon found the Fountain of Youth, and now he's a gorgeous 18 year old with huge tits.
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history 101 -
Angela Merkel wears an Angelic Merkin.
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the kinky German -
I acquiesce to impress thanks to my state of total undress.
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says the nude rapper