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Everything posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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Clean me with your tongue:Ā from the topĀ o'meĀ pate to the bottom o'meĀ bung.
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Jim Caviezel and Pauly Shore are FINALLY teaming up to create the greatest buddy comedy of all-time, "Caviezel and the Weasel!"
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Baby, I wanna make like a garden gnome and bring my big pointy hat to your fertile garden!
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My wife doesn't allow me to eatĀ Almond Joy candy bars... because I'm a "nutless Mound of a man."
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Let me show you the place, before you sit on my face!
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Britney Spears' dad and I are in a sexually bindingĀ cuntservatorship.
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To those who areĀ offended and to those who ain't, all y'allĀ can eat my cheesy fuckingĀ taint.
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My wife is "with child." Yup, they're fucking almost every day.
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Fine,Ā I'll stop eating bees... but imma eat the hell out of those tasty-ass wasps!!!
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Fine,Ā I'll stop eating bees... but imma eat the hell out of those tasty-ass wasps!!!
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If you raise them like veal, they're to die for -
Fine,Ā I'll stop eating bees... but imma eat the hell out of those tasty-ass wasps!!!
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praise "bee" and hallelujah! -
Maybe she's shorn with it... maybe it'sĀ guillotine!
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I'm into thisĀ kinkĀ called "Ostriching."Ā It's where IĀ bury my head in the sand, whileĀ my sweetie goes to town on my butthole.
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Is Gal the Godot we've been waiting for?!
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Turn me into soup, and slurp, slurp, slurp my noodle!
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I would KILL forĀ Dr. Kevorkian's career!!!
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I've got more Squirt than an 80s vending machine!
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BB King joined QAnon and became BBQ.
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I try to stay woke as hell... but I keep falling asleep at the wheel!
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Take a picture, it'll last longer! OrĀ send a sext; unveil that schlonger!
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Gimme uppers, gimme downers, gimme dirty reach-arounders!
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I'm so progressive my hemorrhoids are her-morrhoids!
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I'm in the biz of spraying my jizz!
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