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Everything posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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My landlord says he hates the theater but for some reason I have to produce Rent a dozen times a year
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Mine says he hates Cats, but that didn't stop me from going to space in a trashcan. -
I'm just a good little boy with a super eager clit.
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I'm just a good little boy with a super eager clit. -
Bob's Butchery is but a jobless obelisk because of his topless tapas trysts.
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That's Bob for ya -
*NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys are forming a mega boyband: the *N-Back Boys
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love is love is love is love -
I'm lactation intolerant, so if I see a mother breast-feeding her newborn infant, it's diarrhea for days, your honor.
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Bombshell report: Walking Dead showrunner admits, "Ratatouille was our prequel, of course. Rats in a kitchen? It was only a matter of time!"
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RIP Linguini -
She put the lyme disease in the coconut, she got a bullseye patterned rash.
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and achy joints -
They say bacon makes everything better, but here I sit at IHOP with a full belly, yet I still have leprosy.
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heal me, bacon -
Moments after the picture was taken, the kitten clinging to the limb in the "hang in there!" poster...
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Moments after the picture was taken, the kitten clinging to the limb in the "hang in there!" poster fell into a wood chipper. So much blood! Only 8 more lives left, I guess. -
No, thank you... I'm a Frankenberry man.
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sorry count chocula -
Mr. Marty Meat Slicer, Mohel for Hire! Thin cut or thick cut for ya today, pal?
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2 for 1 lunchtime special every Monday through Friday! -
Sure the hooker was a praying mantis and would devour his head upon completion, but.... damn it if she wasn't fiiiiiinnnneeee.
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no pregnancy scares with this gal -
If you piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining at least give me a seven day forecast. Are you gonna take a dump on my loafers before the weekend?
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The Book of Henry (2017)
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I have a feeling that June would love it. And I want to hear her talk about it more than anything. -
Please do this movie. I've listened to every single episode of this show I don't know how many times, and I feel like this would be a real cherry on top of the sundae you've already scooped and served. There's a STAGGERING twist involving an author named "Topsy Kretts"... but I'll keep it top secret and not say another word.
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When the chips are down.... you stop throwing the motherfucking Pringles in the air
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just stop. -
Long time masturbator, first time penetrator
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touched for the very first time -
Got a naughty dog? You need "Ya Dumb Bitch" Dog Trainers, ya dumb bitch.
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YDBDT -
If I told you you have A Beautiful Mind, would you Russell Crowe-ld it against me? I'm Paul Bettany-ing you would.
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xoxo -
When I asked my waiter for Swiss chard, I honestly didn't expect the incineration the Consulate General of Switzerland.
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When I asked my waiter for Swiss chard, I honestly didn't expect the incineration *of the Consulate General of Switzerland.- 1 reply
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When I asked my waiter for Swiss chard, I honestly didn't expect the incineration the Consulate General of Switzerland.
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...check please? -
Smooth move Ex-Lax... you relieved my hard stools and abdominal bloating
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money well spent