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  1. Call Waiting for Godot
    nothing to see here
  2. Call Waiting for Godot
    the Klumps have some new competition for who's the biggest and baddest
  3. Call Waiting for Godot
    moo
  4. Call Waiting for Godot
    3M + 1B = $$$$$$$$$$
  5. Call Waiting for Godot
    Fatty Lump for the win?
  6. Call Waiting for Godot
    shame
  7. Call Waiting for Godot
    .....because they all joined R. Kelly's cult. Vicious cycle.
  8. Call Waiting for Godot
    they're gonna murder that Pinot Noir
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    nom nom nom
  11. Call Waiting for Godot
    Though he breathed easy at low tide, as soon as high tide washed in, so did the bloated corpse of the prostitute. Oh brother! Spring Break on Myrtle Beach would never be the same again...
  12. Call Waiting for Godot
    the ladies can't say no to this one
  13. Call Waiting for Godot
    actually though
  14. Call Waiting for Godot
    RIP
  15. Call Waiting for Godot
    it's like cardboard
  16. Call Waiting for Godot
    that's the sweet smell of success, boys
  17. Call Waiting for Godot
    murder-suicide
  18. Call Waiting for Godot
    When my dad suddenly passed away, I worried my mom wouldn't have all her needs met. So, at dad's funeral I gave her a top of the line dildo. Dad would have wanted it this way.
  19. Call Waiting for Godot
    "I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of da crunkest clubs!" -Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrockandroll
  20. Call Waiting for Godot
    zzzzzzzz.... *squirt squirt*
  21. Call Waiting for Godot
    So, I've been having joyless sex with my dad, and it's got me a little worried. Am I turning into my mother?
  22. Call Waiting for Godot
    heaven help me I tried
  23. Call Waiting for Godot
    No way was he gonna tell people he had a crush on Debi
  24. Call Waiting for Godot
    Jumping into a volcano seemed more bad ass before watching his flesh boil from his bones. In his final moments, however, he took pride in knowing he didn't pussy out at Truth or Dare.
  25. Call Waiting for Godot
    People can say what they want about LeBron James, but the true King of Cleveland lives under a bridge and deals the best black tar heroin on this side of the Rio Grande.
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