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  1. Call Waiting for Godot
    If Stephen King had written "Sleepless in Seattle" it would have been completely identical except for two things: 1. Would've taken place exclusively in Maine. 2. Meg Ryan would have been a pyromancy demon.
  2. Call Waiting for Godot
    it's scientifically proven
  3. Call Waiting for Godot
    we all make choices
  4. Call Waiting for Godot
    we were all thinking it
  5. Call Waiting for Godot
    wait, he means butt stuff, right?
  6. Call Waiting for Godot
    The doctor bent him over, took a quick glance up his can, and said, "Yep, those are some shitty bowels... but what do I know, I’m just an orthodontist. Wanna grab a drink later?”
  7. Call Waiting for Godot
    Growing up, I knew this girl named Dorkus, who sadly had an unfortunate personality to match. Even worse, there was no "She's All That" style transformation to save her. Not then, not now, not ever.
  8. Call Waiting for Godot
    Buffalo Bill's Beautyline
  9. Call Waiting for Godot
    sorry I was born, dad
  10. Call Waiting for Godot

    validation.....

    Call Waiting for Godot posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    When Mr. Wohead asked if she validated, Barbara understood his true meaning; he might need an affirming word, more than he needed the free afternoon parking. "Cool shoes!" she said.
  11. Call Waiting for Godot
    IBTC money, son!
  12. Call Waiting for Godot
    90's ads still work
  13. Call Waiting for Godot
    I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore! Except I totally will, and I'll just go rage tweet about it instead.
  14. Call Waiting for Godot
    is that what the kids are calling it these days?
  15. Call Waiting for Godot
    Jelly Donuts were absolutely my favorite growing up, but I just can't eat them anymore! Turns out those donuts were never donuts and had been guinea pigs all along.
  16. Call Waiting for Godot
    Lot of kids grow up playing the game where they pretend the floor is lava and they climb around trying to avoid touching it. I played the same sort of game, I guess, except if I touched the floor lava didn't get me, it was daddy's forceful hand
  17. Call Waiting for Godot
    the truth hurts
  18. Call Waiting for Godot
    Lot of kids grow up playing the game where they pretend the floor is lava and they climb around trying to avoid touching it. I played the same sort of game, I guess, except if I touched the floors lava didn't get me, it was daddy's forceful hand
  19. Call Waiting for Godot
    Things got hairy with Harry
  20. Call Waiting for Godot
    I ate all four potatoes. I was famished.
  21. Call Waiting for Godot
    In 2117 Jerry Seinfeld is dead... long live Sci-feld
  22. Call Waiting for Godot
    very oily
  23. Call Waiting for Godot
    The General of getting his
  24. Call Waiting for Godot
    Don't drink whatever he's pouring
  25. Call Waiting for Godot
    not FBI
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