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Everything posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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Come on party, do the dance, everybody poop your underpants!
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The overworked owl held a press conference to announce, "I'm taking my talons to South Beach!"
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My sense-of-self just ejaculated on the shelf.
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Make me feel small and put your high heel on my ball!
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These are the times that calcify men's moles.
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If you think the skeletons in my closet are bad, just wait 'til you see the cadavers on my credenza!
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Do Freddy Krueger and Rip Van Winkle even have a place in today's woke society?
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Fievel and Cryptkeeper be cut from the same cloth, yo! Just beggggging for you to experience their juicy tale.
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That maple tree be sappy as HELL... reading me cheesy-ass poems and shit.
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I'm not one to kiss and tell, but let's just say I took that police dog from K-9 to K-69!
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He was a crooked Jellicle cop, so he was gonna get his cut. Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do, Jellicles do and Jellicles would.
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You know which superhero gets all the beads at Mardi Gras? The Flash.
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Bought my fridge under the Golden Gate Bridge!
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Wait, wait, wait... Geoffrey Rush ISN'T in the rock band Rush?!
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Bitch, don't Venmo me if you're not willing to make the receipt public.
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Put me in a Babybjörn, and read to me my favorite porn.
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Everything looks like a nail, if all you have is a sex addiction.
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Before he got into the game, he was just a boy dreaming of burgled ham.
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My bitch of a boss just fired me after I told her she had a beautiful body. Yeah, she definitely held that against me.
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Lost my job because I'm a nihilist. Hate to break it to you, sheeple, but to the cruel hands of time, those kids were dead already!
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Hey hey! Ho ho! Overactive bladders have to go!
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Stay golden Ponyboy. That fucker loved his golden showers.
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Hasta luego, be gone from my Winnebago!
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