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Hasta luego, be gone from my Winnebago!
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I like my sex like I like my architecture: brutalist.
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Dasvidaniya, and don't get any on ya!
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My misty slit is running this shit!
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck had a LAP-band procedure?
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Bend the knee and kiss the ring, then we'll do this comedy thing.
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How can it be Benedict Wong if it feels so Jeffrey Wright?
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You bukkakin' to me? You bukkakin' to me??!
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Lo, Sweden did unleash a plague of SkarsgĂĄrds upon all the lands, and yea, it was good.
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My family and I have decided to diversify our incestments.
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Strike while the IKEA is hornaktig!
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If cleanliness is next to godliness, I'll just drop my drop my shit wherever & hail satan.
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Breit barts, dim wits, can't lose.
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Excuse me, Barkeep, but I ordered the bay breeze cocktail and what you gave me is neither brackish nor fish-forward.
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I've been doing a lot of meditating lately; I'm totally self-centered now.
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Gonzaga University? No, no, my dear boy, I went to Gorgonzola U!
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Jeffrey Jones, Gary Glitter, and Jeffrey Epstein... put 'em in the pedophile file!
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If it looks like cum, and it smells like cum... it might be tapioca pudding.
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If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas. But if you lie down to snog, you will get STDs.
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Don't cut off your nose to spite your face -Â go for the brain and down that motherfucker.
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Don't make the mistake of assuming you'll be treated with basic human dignity, and we'll all have a much better time.
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Bruh, I keep my place spotless as hell, cause you know bitches love a sanitary pad.
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The insurgents are nudist albinos… so, don’t fire until you see the whites of their thighs.
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There's no Kraft mac & cheese at the craft service table, yet somehow I'M the asshole?!
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Bruh, you know I keep it real as hell. Cause I'm a real ass boy now.
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