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Bruh, you know I keep it real as hell. Cause I'm a real ass boy now.
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So, I didn't pass the bar exam, but I did pass out in that tiki bar.Â
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The game’s afoot, so naturally it’s featured on Wikifeet!
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The game’s afoot, so naturally it’s featured on Wikifeet!
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Walked into the sex party being all like, "Dildon't mind if I dil-doo!"
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You might be surprised to learn: the "In Memoriam" segment was the goriest part of the GuilloTEEN Choice Awards.
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If the boob is a'drippin', don't come a'sippin'!
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All my exes live in Texas, and that's why I'll spread their corpses across the Caribbean Sea!
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My preacher is cool as hell. He opens every sermon by exclaiming, "Sinbad for my real friends, real bad for my sin friends!"
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Shuck me like an oyster until you find my pearl, so I can know the briny release of death!
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Shuck me like an oyster until you find my pearl, so I can know the briny release of death!
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Oh man, my buddy is OBSESSED with Breaking Bad. Get this: not only did he start wearing a fedora.... he also got super addicted to meth!
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I'd suck out that pus for some free Disney+.
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Riddle me this, riddle me that, but why are there nipples on this vigilante bat?
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Bob Barker: please tell me what to do with my pet's genitals!!!
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How much cum could a cum-chucker chuck if a cum-chucker could chuck cum?
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Now that Bill Cosby's out of jail, who's ready for a Cosby Show reboot?!
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Got my UGG boots and a toot full of poot!
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I yearn for a world where spit-takes are less deadly.
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to GTFO.
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Please mama don’t make me choose between Dunkaroos and my Charleston Chews!
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I keep waiting for my pain to make me a great artist... and hopefully soon, too, because this sepsis hurts like a bitch.
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Really I'm a beer guy, but my tapeworm insists on the Bordeaux.
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Please ignore my lazy eye - motherfucker sleeps more than a cat.
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Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes, & don't extinguish until you see the browns of their butts.
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