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"Mama Told Me Not to Come," but I got her pregnant anyway!
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If you've got enough money, I'll gladly call you "Honey."
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I often hold court while preening in my jorts!
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I learned how to play chess at Catholic boarding school, so I know the game isn't really over until the bishop's inside my ass.
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Whether he's playing blackjack or abducting preteens, my uncle always doubles down on 11.
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Step One: square dancin'. Step Two:Â geometric romancin'.
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Lewis and Clark fucked from sunrise til dark.
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If we're doing lunch, you'll need to force-feed me like the guy from Se7en.
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Brother, can ya spare a dime bag?
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We're all just sacks of meat waiting to burst from our casings.
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To hell in a handbasket, & to purgatory in a Pinto!
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I like my coffee like I like my men... tall and hairy-chested!
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Let's give 'em a nip slip to talk about.
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Our Father who art in Heather.... stop cheating on mom!
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Your corset be lookin tite as hell, my broseph.
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That Triangle Shirtwaist Factory was lit, yo.
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The Hindenburg? That was some straight fire, bruh.
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And that's the cost of doin' monkey business.
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HEY TOM STOPPARD, RELEASE THE PREQUEL:Â "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Alive!"
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And that's how Greta Garbo died in the wood-chipper from Fargo.
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It’s actually an eel in my pocket, and no, he’s not happy to see anyone.
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Forget the police -Â defund my bitch of an ex-wife!
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Did Rihanna ever find her umbrella, Ella?
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This might sound tasteless, but beige gruel, it's what's for dinner.
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