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Everything posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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My Jeffrey Dongher wants to eat your meat!
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Oh, I'm the Little Pee Pee Boy - making little pee pees fills my heart with joy!!!
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You know the party's hoppin' when them hotties be gettin' naughty on the squatty potty!
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Incoming transmission, sir: ECHO ALPHA TANGO DELTA ECHO ECHO ZULU NOVEMBER UNIFORM TANGO SIERRA.
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Beat my teats like they're adulterous meats.
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There's no easy way to say this, but your infant is impotent, incontinent, and incompetent.
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When Kathy Bates gets a'twerkin', on this dong you know I'm jerkin'.
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Listen doc, whether I'm incontinent or incompetent, I'mma drop a turd in the pant.
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For Cronenberg, body horror is a career. For me, it's a way of life.
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We named this closet “Christopher.” You know, because it’s a walk-in.
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Forget Bridgerton! The only period romance I wanna see stars me and my Tampax Pearls!!!
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Ducks & drakes.... why did it have to be ducks & drakes?
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Let me honk on them chonkers til it drives me bonkers.
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Let me nibble them pubies like they smugglin' rubies.
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Let me chomp on those titties like they owe me fiddies.
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Let me suckle those honeys like they owe me moneys.
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"Meet my G.O.Penis," the Proud Boy whispered, as the erect insurrectionist stormed his cellmates' fleshy capitol.
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Jon Voight adroitly exploits me in Detroit.
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Alright, Mr. Smart Guy, Riddle Me This: Why is it, When I Do Sneeze, That I Do Piss?
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Olive Oil shocked Popeye on their wedding night when she asked, "Am I still extra virgin if I've done it up the ass?"
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I just jizzed my jorts while playing non-contact sports.
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If my testes aren't supposed to end up in this au jus, then what the hell kind of French Dip Lunch Special is this?!
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All I want to spray is that they don't really care about pus
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