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Topics posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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If an ant can be a queen, I can be a midlevel manager, motherfucker.
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Freaky Fast Jimmy is a gigolo, and Freaky Fast Jimmy's Johns... oh how freaky fast they cum and go!
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Feed, my little piggies... daddy has slopped your trough.
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If I'm a piece of shit, you're a rectum wrecking log!
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At the end of the day aren't we all just looking for someone to schlemiel our schlimazel?
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Groom me with your tongue: top o' the nipples to bottom o' the bung.
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My dick didn't get bigger, it got flattened; thanks for nothing George Engorgement Grill!
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Tony Soprano's spirit haunts this place... as a vengeful "gaba-ghoul."
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Squeeze me til I pop, then you'll hear the semen drop!
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Let me rip that bong, like I'm suckin' dong, brother.
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You’ll eat my testes if you know what’s besties.
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Ummm, it's only a French Tickler if it comes from the Chatouiller region of France...
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U know investment bankers b shakin' n their booties & holdin' each other tight watchin' "Tales from the Cryptocurrency."
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Is that a trundle bed near your pocket window, or are you just happy to sleep me?
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Colon full of Colin Powell? Fill your heart with Phil Hartman, man!
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I'LL STOP CRYING WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE JAMES CROMWELL LOOKS ATÂ THAT TALKING PIG, ALAN!
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I've got skeletons in my closet... and entrails in my entryway!
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I'll leave the dying hard to Bruce Willis;Â I'm a live soft kinda guy!
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First, we take the prostate, then.... the prostworld!!!
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Today's youth? Why, they're nothing but lousy dew droppers playing their Forkknife on their telephones.... in my day we used actual utensils like civilized Americans!
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What could be finer than to find your dad on Grindr?
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Hold me, harpoon me, & harvest me blubber... it'll be a whale of a time!
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There was a farmer who had a dog, and Cujo was his name-O! Oh, the farmer was torn to bits! Oh, the farmer was torn to bits! Oh, the farmer was torn to bits! And Cujo was to blame-O!
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