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So I said to her, “Doctor Doctor, gimme the news. I got a bad case of lovin' you!” To which she said, “Sir, you have stage 2 prostate cancer.”
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In a way, all cows are Leatherface. But is the world ready for the Texas Chainsaw Moo-ssacre?
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This ginkgo biloba gave me buboes all ova.
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Hey, 10,000 B.C. called... they want their "ugggg ugg ug uggg" back!
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I have seen the portal to hell, and it's in Buttzville, New Jersey.
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Whether it's oral, nasal, or anal, my insurance doesn't cover it.
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Here's some more food for THOT. That bitch be hungry as hell!
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No one is happy to have binged Floribama Shore, Tammy! I'm just saying it happened!!!!
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Here's some fresh squeezed juice - out of my tiny caboose!
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Our bromance is fuckin' crushing it, my dude; love your tender fuckin' smoochies down the small of my back!
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No matter where I'm rollin', there's a Lego in my colon!
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Paul Hogan uses the same damn wedding announcement every time he divorces and remarries: "That's not a wife. THAT'S a wife."
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How long? How long must we wait for John Wick VS John Carter: Chapter 8??!
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Rene Russo's Robinson Crusoe blew the roof-O off of my caboose-O.
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How dare you speak to me like that... I'm a full ass woman!
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The game is afoot, and the prize is ataint.
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There will be no CPR certifications today - the training dummy has a do-not-resuscitate order.
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Even though onlookers could see bone protruding from Matthew McConaughey's legs, the actor-turned-gubernatorial-candidate insisted he was, "Alright, alright, alright."
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I'm riding a penny-farthing, so don't you dare explain whimsy to me.
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In the end, there was a catchphrase superstar inside each of us all along.
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The doctor told me I have a serious concussion. But I'm pretty sure I know my body better than some quack doctor, so I told that doctor, "Glarrbbble muugh duh guh, muh blerblggddd!"
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Tried to steal home plate.... but mama closed the kitchen cabinet and thwarted that shit.
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Weirdly enough, I don't remember a goddamn thing about "A Walk to Remember."
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Yo, I eat so much ass, I be gettin' fresh conjunctivitis ev'ry day, son!
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