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Open wide, maggots, 'cause it's carcass time!
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After a couple of drinks, Tolkien went from non-fungible to VERY fungible, if you get my drift....
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How dare you come here and manually remove the edges of your sandwich - this is an Uncrustables household, goddamnit!!!
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Let's just say I've been driving hella recklessly, if you get my Tokyo drift...
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Whatever you do, don't mention aquatic mammals around Alanis Morissette.... it's nonstop "You Otter Know" this and "You Otter Know" that.
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Make like a mole, and get in that hole, you varmint ass son of a bitch.
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We were playing Chutes and Ladders, so yeah, I shot him plenty, your honor.
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Fill me like an eclair, until I'm bursting with Bavarian cream, Fräulein!
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It's not that complicated: as a curtain-raiser, I nicked my balls with Occam's razor.
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It's an absolute gas to stick a Krazy Straw up my ass!
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I'm tickled pink.... and I'm fingered brown!
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French braid my pubes while we wander the Louvre!
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Much like yelling "FIRE" in a theatre, it's apparently a no-no to scream, "SING US A SONG YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN" at a Rachmaninov concert.
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I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me... and if you can't, I'll cut you open and find it myself.
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In Canadian courts, do they yell, “This whole court is ooot of order!”
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I may be a strict vegetarian, but I'd eat the hell out of dat ass.
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Give me those double D's... the Dolly Parton of batteries.
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You can touch my groin for two bits of Dogecoin!
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That diegetic song is giving me a diarrhetic thong!
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If you're a true diva like me, you exclusively drink from a DivaCup!
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Sure, I may be a huge Hollywood star, but I'm still a down-to-earth totally regular guy... who likes his pies like he likes his dressing gowns: artisanal French silk.
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Bleach my entire asshole, until it resembles a cracker casserole!
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Indiana Jones is reuniting with the cobras from "Raiders of the Lost Ark" - you know, for old time's snake.
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