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Topics posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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Why "see you next Tuesday," when I can fit you in right now?
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I've faced and overcome adversity time and time again. And thanks to all that, I'm an emotionally shattered man.
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This might not be very P.C., but... I'm using a Mac.
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Slap a scarlet J on my chest, cause I'm jackin' it to "Father Knows Best."
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Give me your hands if we be friends, but give me yo titties if ye be twins.
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I'd be hella remiss if I didn't shake my maternal gifts like this!
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Our hearts and prayers go out to menstruating hemophiliacs everywhere.
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Tell me IÂ matter while I empty my bladder.
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Suckle from my generous hog tits, you dirty-ass little piggies!
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Pickle me or pare me, just end my despair please.
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Well, slap my fanny, and hogtie me at the hootenanny!!!
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I like my corals reefed, and my panties queefed!
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I'm the kinda guy who likes his beans baked and his moon landings faked!
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I've got a hankerin' for some crank again!
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You playin' parcheesi in your sleezy, or are you just happy to see me?
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My fellow fetishists: ABC’s Stumptown isn’t the Stumptown you’re looking for.
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Eat my carcass on a snowy mountaintop, so I can feel "Alive"
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You can lead a seahorse to water, unless you're a total fucking moron.
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I'm not one to make Idol chatter, but... that William Hung has got it goin' on!
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Make lemons out of lemonade… THEN you’ll have my attention!
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I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your gas can exit.
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Oh, maybe he's no Romeo, but he's my lovin' Mercutio, oh, oh-oh-oh!
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Sure, my daddy taught me how to walk... walk right out the door!
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