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Imma traditional sorta feller, and I likes my ryes marbled and m'balls gargled.
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Think Wikifeet is kinky?! Wait'll you get a load of Wikiweenus!!!!
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I'M GOING OUT LIKE I CAME IN: FEET FIRST THROUGH MY MOTHER'S VAG!!!
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I'm here to eat ass or chew bubble gum - either way, you're about to get sticky.
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Showed my Pogs to Armie Hammer... then that scoundrel ate my slammer!
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Get a load of this: have you heard of this new thing called E-Mail? Give me a friggin' break! I mean, what's next... F-Mail?!?!?!
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Is there a genie in your twattle, baby? Because, I'd like to rub it the right way!
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Take a look, it's in a book, the Kama Sutra!
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Got hacked by North Korea, now my Mac's got gonorrhea.
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Kiss me like I'm a non-consenting princess!!!
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A-tisket a-tasket, let's fuck in a casket!
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Sir, this is a dog show, not a baking competition: we'll welcome a well-trained purebred but never a well-grained pure bread!!!
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YOU LAUGHED WHEN I INVENTED GO-GURT... BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, JENNIFER?!?!!!
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I ordered the Death By Chocolate, but all I got was this hemorrhagic stroke!
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For the missus and me, our go-to date night movie is "Dirty Dancing." And like clockwork, by the time we've reached the botched abortion, I'm balls deep.
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Lovey Howell was menopausal, but sadly, she did not pause before boarding the Minnow.
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My brother's lava lamp went full Vesuvius on him. RIP Matthew... you will always make a beautiful statue.
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"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an offshore bank account in the Caymans."
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The Children's Crusade of 1212 may have been a heartbreaking humanitarian disaster, but oh my gawd it sounds so cuuuuuuute!!!!
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The love of a Bavarian baker changed me forever. He filled me with his cream and now I’m an eclair.
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Everybody calls me Creamsicle, 'cause I am pale, I love oranges, and I have sickle cell anemia.
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