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If you hated "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants," then you're sure to love "Brotherhood of the Reclusive Jockstrap!"
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“My turd is no bird; and no net ensnares it: it is free human turd with an independent will, which it now exerts to leave me.”
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“Whatever our butts are made of, his and mine are the same.”
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When you play the game of Schwarzeneggers and DeVitos, you Twin or you die.
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I've got a fat peen, if ya know what I mean!
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Yes, I'm a detective named Richard, but that's not why everybody calls me "dick."
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Grope, grope, grope my scrote, gently til I cream!
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Well... I, for one, WAS born yesterday, so goo goo ga ga me want milky.
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I love poppin'Â off, poppin'Â corn, and poppin'Â cherries!
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Look ma! I jus bowled muh credit score: 300!
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Let's, you and me, make some outhouse origami, while we shit together & fondly remember our mommy.
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Being Marxist was no fun, so now, I'm a total MAXXINISTA!!!
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Shit me once, shame on you. Shit me twice, oh terrific... now I've got a fetish for poo.
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Sadly, Batman was the COVID-19 outbreak monkey all along.
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Pinch me, I must be dreaming.... wait, don't stop - I'm close to creaming!
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This might sound tasteless, but beige gruel, it's what's for dinner.
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Forget the police -Â defund my bitch of an ex-wife!
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It’s actually an eel in my pocket, and no, he’s not happy to see anyone.
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And that's how Greta Garbo died in the wood-chipper from Fargo.
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HEY TOM STOPPARD, RELEASE THE PREQUEL:Â "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Alive!"
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And that's the cost of doin' monkey business.
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The Hindenburg? That was some straight fire, bruh.
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That Triangle Shirtwaist Factory was lit, yo.
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Your corset be lookin tite as hell, my broseph.
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