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Bob Barker: please tell me what to do with my pet's genitals!!!
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Riddle me this, riddle me that, but why are there nipples on this vigilante bat?
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I'd suck out that pus for some free Disney+.
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Oh man, my buddy is OBSESSED with Breaking Bad. Get this: not only did he start wearing a fedora.... he also got super addicted to meth!
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My preacher is cool as hell. He opens every sermon by exclaiming, "Sinbad for my real friends, real bad for my sin friends!"
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All my exes live in Texas, and that's why I'll spread their corpses across the Caribbean Sea!
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If the boob is a'drippin', don't come a'sippin'!
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You might be surprised to learn: the "In Memoriam" segment was the goriest part of the GuilloTEEN Choice Awards.
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Walked into the sex party being all like, "Dildon't mind if I dil-doo!"
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So, I didn't pass the bar exam, but I did pass out in that tiki bar.Â
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There's no Kraft mac & cheese at the craft service table, yet somehow I'M the asshole?!
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The insurgents are nudist albinos… so, don’t fire until you see the whites of their thighs.
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Bruh, I keep my place spotless as hell, cause you know bitches love a sanitary pad.
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Don't make the mistake of assuming you'll be treated with basic human dignity, and we'll all have a much better time.
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Don't cut off your nose to spite your face -Â go for the brain and down that motherfucker.
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If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas. But if you lie down to snog, you will get STDs.
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If it looks like cum, and it smells like cum... it might be tapioca pudding.
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Jeffrey Jones, Gary Glitter, and Jeffrey Epstein... put 'em in the pedophile file!
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Gonzaga University? No, no, my dear boy, I went to Gorgonzola U!
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I've been doing a lot of meditating lately; I'm totally self-centered now.
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Excuse me, Barkeep, but I ordered the bay breeze cocktail and what you gave me is neither brackish nor fish-forward.
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Lo, Sweden did unleash a plague of SkarsgĂĄrds upon all the lands, and yea, it was good.
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If cleanliness is next to godliness, I'll just drop my drop my shit wherever & hail satan.
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