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    Strike while the IKEA is hornaktig!

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    If cleanliness is next to godliness, I'll just drop my drop my shit wherever & hail satan.

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    Breit barts, dim wits, can't lose.

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    Excuse me, Barkeep, but I ordered the bay breeze cocktail and what you gave me is neither brackish nor fish-forward.

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    I've been doing a lot of meditating lately; I'm totally self-centered now.

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    Gonzaga University? No, no, my dear boy, I went to Gorgonzola U!

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    Jeffrey Jones, Gary Glitter, and Jeffrey Epstein... put 'em in the pedophile file!

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    If it looks like cum, and it smells like cum... it might be tapioca pudding.

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    If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas. But if you lie down to snog, you will get STDs.

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    Don't cut off your nose to spite your face - go for the brain and down that motherfucker.

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    Don't make the mistake of assuming you'll be treated with basic human dignity, and we'll all have a much better time.

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    Bruh, I keep my place spotless as hell, cause you know bitches love a sanitary pad.

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    The insurgents are nudist albinos… so, don’t fire until you see the whites of their thighs.

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    There's no Kraft mac & cheese at the craft service table, yet somehow I'M the asshole?!

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    Bruh, you know I keep it real as hell. Cause I'm a real ass boy now.

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    So, I didn't pass the bar exam, but I did pass out in that tiki bar. 

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    The game’s afoot, so naturally it’s featured on Wikifeet!

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    Walked into the sex party being all like, "Dildon't mind if I dil-doo!"

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    You might be surprised to learn: the "In Memoriam" segment was the goriest part of the GuilloTEEN Choice Awards.

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    If the boob is a'drippin', don't come a'sippin'!

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    All my exes live in Texas, and that's why I'll spread their corpses across the Caribbean Sea!

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    My preacher is cool as hell. He opens every sermon by exclaiming, "Sinbad for my real friends, real bad for my sin friends!"

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    Shuck me like an oyster until you find my pearl, so I can know the briny release of death!

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    Oh man, my buddy is OBSESSED with Breaking Bad. Get this: not only did he start wearing a fedora.... he also got super addicted to meth!

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    I'd suck out that pus for some free Disney+.

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