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Riddle me this, riddle me that, but why are there nipples on this vigilante bat?
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Bob Barker: please tell me what to do with my pet's genitals!!!
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How much cum could a cum-chucker chuck if a cum-chucker could chuck cum?
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Now that Bill Cosby's out of jail, who's ready for a Cosby Show reboot?!
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I yearn for a world where spit-takes are less deadly.
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to GTFO.
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Please mama don’t make me choose between Dunkaroos and my Charleston Chews!
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I keep waiting for my pain to make me a great artist... and hopefully soon, too, because this sepsis hurts like a bitch.
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Really I'm a beer guy, but my tapeworm insists on the Bordeaux.
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Please ignore my lazy eye - motherfucker sleeps more than a cat.
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Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes, & don't extinguish until you see the browns of their butts.
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"Mama Told Me Not to Come," but I got her pregnant anyway!
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If you've got enough money, I'll gladly call you "Honey."
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I often hold court while preening in my jorts!
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I learned how to play chess at Catholic boarding school, so I know the game isn't really over until the bishop's inside my ass.
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Whether he's playing blackjack or abducting preteens, my uncle always doubles down on 11.
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Step One: square dancin'. Step Two:Â geometric romancin'.
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Lewis and Clark fucked from sunrise til dark.
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If we're doing lunch, you'll need to force-feed me like the guy from Se7en.
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We're all just sacks of meat waiting to burst from our casings.
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To hell in a handbasket, & to purgatory in a Pinto!
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I like my coffee like I like my men... tall and hairy-chested!
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