Call Waiting for Godot
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If you see me in a motel, please know things aren't going very well.
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The full title for "Call Me By Your Name" was originally, "Stroke the Shaft, Cup the balls, and Say My Name."
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I'd be a total incel if I wasn't such a well-adjusted fuck machine!
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There's just no gettin' rid a' ya, not even with chlamydia!
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Julius Caesar and Brutus tried that new cajun restaurant everyone's talking about. Caesar ordered first: "The étouffée entree," before adding, "Et tu, Brute?"
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If my pussy's wet, it's because she got a bath at the vet.
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BREAKING STEWS: French Stewart & Kristen Stewart revealed to be same person!!!
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Put your pergola in my portico, until we both blow our full load-icos.
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I'm selling a camera that's shaped like a gnome - put it near your toilet, put it near your home!
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Baby, imma fill you up with loads of hot borple.
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I'm finally bingeing all eight seasons of "Monk" - when the hell does this guy join the monastery?!
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I'll see your butterball turkey, and I'll raise you a margarine-testicle chicken!
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At the end of the day, every great singer-songwriter is also a regular eater-crapblower.
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I'm so woke I donated my alarm clock's snooze button to, like, the rainforest or whatever.
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In the newest Nightmare on Elm Street reboot, Freddy Krueger gets canceled for calling his murder victims "bitches."
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No sir, my ass isn't dumb at all! My ass actually attended Brown University and graduated with di-STINK-tion!
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By the pricking of my dong, Someone wicked ganked my bong!
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Dermatologists are FREAKS! One look at my abscess & they're all like "Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble, tons of pus, tons of pus!"
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Kill me with kindness, then bury my carcass raw, baby!
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With sharts like these, who needs enemas?!
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One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock! Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock! Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, overdose death!
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You claim to be a Chili's, yet you WON'T serve me a baby's back ribs with barbecue sauce?!
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