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My family and I have decided to diversify our incestments.
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You bukkakin' to me? You bukkakin' to me??!
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How can it be Benedict Wong if it feels so Jeffrey Wright?
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Bend the knee and kiss the ring, then we'll do this comedy thing.
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck had a LAP-band procedure?
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I like my sex like I like my architecture: brutalist.
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Stay golden Ponyboy. That fucker loved his golden showers.
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Hey hey! Ho ho! Overactive bladders have to go!
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Lost my job because I'm a nihilist. Hate to break it to you, sheeple, but to the cruel hands of time, those kids were dead already!
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My bitch of a boss just fired me after I told her she had a beautiful body. Yeah, she definitely held that against me.
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Before he got into the game, he was just a boy dreaming of burgled ham.
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Everything looks like a nail, if all you have is a sex addiction.
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Put me in a Babybjörn, and read to me my favorite porn.
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Let me get this straight: you're low on cash, so you're mooching from my fries? WHY STOP THERE?! YOU'VE BEEN SINGLE A WHILE, SO PLEAAAAASEEEE, GO RIGHT AHEAD & FINGER MY WIFE!!!!!
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Bitch, don't Venmo me if you're not willing to make the receipt public.
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Wait, wait, wait... Geoffrey Rush ISN'T in the rock band Rush?!
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Bought my fridge under the Golden Gate Bridge!
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You know which superhero gets all the beads at Mardi Gras? The Flash.
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He was a crooked Jellicle cop, so he was gonna get his cut. Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do, Jellicles do and Jellicles would.
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I'm not one to kiss and tell, but let's just say I took that police dog from K-9 to K-69!
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That maple tree be sappy as HELL... reading me cheesy-ass poems and shit.
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Do Freddy Krueger and Rip Van Winkle even have a place in today's woke society?
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If you think the skeletons in my closet are bad, just wait 'til you see the cadavers on my credenza!
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It was bad: Sylvia Plath was dead, her head in the oven. But it was about to get much worse, as the responding officer took one look at her and said, "I'll have what she's having!"
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