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    You know I'm insecure about my micro-wenis, so you'd better that goddamn elbow macaroni out of this house!

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    Tiny tater tots trot through tricky taint twats

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    I scream, you scream, we all scream for urethra memes

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    Since laughter is the best medicine, this syphilis should clear up any day now... HAHAHAHAHA!

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    Hoped I'd find Pennywise in the sewer, but I only found this stupid $20 bill instead.

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    But break, my heart, for I must hold my tongue... while I pierce my puffy nipples.

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    My buddy's homemade "Cumbucha" is the healthiest drink around, but I wish I didn't have jerk him off into a glass of vinegar to prepare a fresh batch.

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    Lorena Bobbitt brand cutlery - so sharp, it'll slice your main vein!

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    No, I was not, nor have I ever been a legitimate employee of the Female Body Inspectors, your honor.

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    An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. And then Bill Cosby's master plan is finally complete.

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    You know George S. Patton always be tit for tattin'.

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    Jiffy Pop and Jiffy Lube do the lubed pop in a jiffy.

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    What's the deal with airplane food? Those lazy pretzels can't even generate aerodynamic lift or propulsive thrust.

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    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the crow's feet again.

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    One potato, two potato, three potato, four.... and that's it. Potato famines are hell.

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    "Harry and the Hendersons"? More like "John Lithgow Fucks a Wookie".

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    Jelly Donuts were absolutely my favorite growing up, but I just can't eat them anymore! Turns out those donuts were never donuts and had been guinea

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    An engraved chess set for your enraged marmoset

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    Iā€™m as mad as hell, and Iā€™m not going to take this anymore! Except I totally will, and I'll just go rage tweet about it instead.

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    Mama wanna scoot her patootie into that Diet Coke cutie!

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    I'm a lobbyist for the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. We're the big money behind little titties.

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    My favorite place to make whoopee is the cushion; I'm so very lonely.

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    validation.....

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    Without fail, my dad is always in a bad mood on my birthday. Guess he's never really forgiven me for that one time I forever wrecked mom's pussy.

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    Growing up, I knew this girl named Dorkus, who sadly had an unfortunate personality to match. Even worse, there was no "She's All That" style transfor

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