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    Shower me in rubies, and I'll braid all your pubies!

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    A pessimist would say Dave lost half his head in the accident. But Dave was an optimist, and you know what he'd say? Nothing - he's quite dead.

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    Went to Lake Titicaca, and all I got was this lousy Cleveland Steamer!

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    Your naked ambition needs to put on some pants.

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    “You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get them on reddit.”

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    I ask for alabaster, and you dare bring me pewter??!

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    These probiotics put a pain in my anus!

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    I, for one, would like the baby Shaq ribs!

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    Mormon? No, thank you - I've had too much mon already!

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    Is that a man dressed as a giant banana in my closet, or is he just happy to slay me?

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    You had me at hiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee.

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    And who could forget that famous quote from Jerry Lewis Maguire: “you had me at hello LADY!”

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    Smoked a bunch of seaweed, and it was dank as hell… dank as briny hell.

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    Gonna milk your gland like I’m randy Ayn Rand!

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    We were already tripping balls, but soon, we would be tripping cocks, too.

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    If you've seen me at a urinal, you've seen "American Sniper."

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    Hey Simone Biles, I pullout sometimes, too. But only sometimes. Wink wink.

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    Ain't no party like the Whig Political Party cause the Whig Political Party don't stop - until 1856!

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