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Growing up my nickname was Fatty Lump because of all the benign tumors I had. Joke's on them though cause they're alllllll malignant!
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Steve Guttenberg invented the printing press wid dat sweet Three Men and a Baby money!
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Check out the pert milk bladders on that beefmaster... love to get my hands on those things and fill up my steely jugs.
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Love a historical musical like "Hamilton"? Well, get ready because here comes "TAFT: the Musical!" He's sure to be Broadway's next BIIIIIIG thing!
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Oh you know, just an albino in Albany on a rhino in ecstasy.
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Smooth move Ex-Lax... you relieved my hard stools and abdominal bloating
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Allow me to mansplain this to you a little clearer, mmmkaaaay? The cancer in your butt is killing you, bro.
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If I told you you have A Beautiful Mind, would you Russell Crowe-ld it against me? I'm Paul Bettany-ing you would.
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Got a naughty dog? You need "Ya Dumb Bitch" Dog Trainers, ya dumb bitch.
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Long time masturbator, first time penetrator
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When the chips are down.... you stop throwing the motherfucking Pringles in the air
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Sure, everyone has a soft spot for Hodor, but believe me, you can get pretty tired of your lover always shouting their own name as they climax.
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"US vexed by Russia & the Nazis!" the headlines read, & all at once I knew my time machine had finally worked! And 1945 isn't gonna know what hit it.
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Sure the hooker was a praying mantis and would devour his head upon completion, but.... damn it if she wasn't fiiiiiinnnneeee.
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Mr. Marty Meat Slicer, Mohel for Hire! Thin cut or thick cut for ya today, pal?
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I'm just a good little boy with a super eager clit.
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They say bacon makes everything better, but here I sit at IHOP with a full belly, yet I still have leprosy.
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She put the lyme disease in the coconut, she got a bullseye patterned rash.
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I'm lactation intolerant, so if I see a mother breast-feeding her newborn infant, it's diarrhea for days, your honor.
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Bombshell report: Walking Dead showrunner admits, "Ratatouille was our prequel, of course. Rats in a kitchen? It was only a matter of time!"
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*NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys are forming a mega boyband: the *N-Back Boys
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Bob's Butchery is but a jobless obelisk because of his topless tapas trysts.
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Drain that cyst gristle for an unparalleled bliss missile!
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When I heard the news that Amazon completely burned down, I broke down sobbing. Then I found out it was THE Amazon, that crummy rainforest... and I ca
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