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With Life Alert, let them know you've fallen and can't get up. Gladys unfortunately had Spoiler Alert instead... and died on the floor knowing Kevin S
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I acquiesce to impress thanks to my state of total undress.
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Ponce de Leon found the Fountain of Youth, and now he's a gorgeous 18 year old with huge tits.
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The ringing had to be stopped. "Of course!" Mickey muttered, eyes gleaming wildly. "The call is coming from inside the mouse!" as he plunged the blade
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Oh, I win the Powerball all the time. In fact, I've got jumper cables hooked to my testes right now!
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Do my eyes betray me, or is that a gerbil up your butt, Mr. Gere?
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Taught my boys that any animal could be a stuffed animal... s’long as ya stuffed it with your dong all the evenin’ long.
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Gangsta Baby rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippy cup gin and juice
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WAKE UP, PEOPLE! THE TOOTH FAIRY IS A SUCCUBUS AND WE'RE ALL HER SLEEPING WHORES!
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Graze for days on Grizzled Ol' Rizzo's risotto toe fungus, fun Gus!
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My stinkhole is a sinkhole, so gimme the whole "Dirty Mink Stole".
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Give me a home where the buffalo roam.... J/K I just need a sick wifi signal, yo.
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Carrot Top wears a halter top in an ice cream shoppe
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Achilles' former podiatrist "The Greek Heel-er" found guilty of reckless negligence and malpractice.
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Nobody cares about "South Pacific" the musical. Let's hear about the “North Pacific” instead.
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If nipples were pimples, we'd all have a bursty busty.
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To be a gangsta rapper, you need a gangsta name. "Pitbull" was already taken, so he went by "Labradoodle" instead. Labradoodles be precious as hell.
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And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee, all the way until he had a kinky-ass pee pee fetish.
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"Use the Force" she said, guiding his fleshy lightsaber into her ravenous Sarlacc Pit.
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My entire day is free to deal with being out of clean laundry! So naturally I'll declare my mission accomplished upon ordering fresh underwear online.
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Scorpion and onion cured my uncle's bunion!
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