Call Waiting for Godot
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Petite treats at formal meet-n-greets make abnormal heat in my tweet tweet.
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You think print journalism is stale? Try the USA Bidet... an invigorating burst to the butthole daily!
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My buddy was catfished for years, but that was just a red herring... the real threat was an angry narwhal with a loaded revolver.
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I've got that mohel madness, brother, and that's a foreskin itch that just can't be scratched!
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Be the change you'd like to see in your pocket.
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In summation, some congruous genitals generally generate copious congenital gestation infestations!
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Bulbous vulva thinkin' of ya... Happy Galentine's Day!
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No more pitter patter of little feet, as they're ground up into a ghastly treat.
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Some say he died of a broken heart, but I say it was the hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.
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One potato, two potato, three potato, four... that's all the potatoes left in the land. It's the Great Potato Famine, boy.
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When life gives you goiters, make goiterade!
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Lose yourself on a Balinese castration vacation... you'll go nuts!
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EMPLOYEE MEMO: under no circumstances may the fertility clinic garbage be referred to as the "cum dumpster".
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Colostomy-Caused-Claustrophobia constantly creates crappy/cramped chaos consternation.
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The butcher's bedroom berber bled beefy bouillon bits.
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The row where we gawk through interesting peepholes.
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Reviling effrontery in front of thee reduces me to bile and pee.
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TICKLES FOR NICKELS: a soupçon of salaciousness center. We'll make your blood pudding burgeon!
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Sharing means caring, so make your urethra a my-ethra, too!
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Want your witch hunt to pay off? Start your search at the broom store.
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A Dick York in the streets but a Dick Sargent in the sheets
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"TURN DOWN THE VOLUME!!!" she screamed, as blood dripped from their ears. Indeed, it was sound advice!
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