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     I love delving into the garish opulence and impermanence of 1920s American class structure as much as the next person, but in the end I was left with a bad taste in my mouth by F. Slop Shitzgerald's "The Great Shatsby." Poo out of five stars.

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     The Children's Crusade of 1212 may have been a heartbreaking humanitarian disaster, but oh my gawd it sounds so cuuuuuuute!!!!

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    ¡Oh Dios mío, mi amigo! ¡Yo quiero más frijoles en mis pantalones, por favor!

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    ...and that's when Huey Lewis realized they had been the Fake News all along.

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    ...the chicken or the egg?

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    ...those aren’t espresso beans, doctor.

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    ’Tis the gift to be simple, ’tis the gift to bone thy sis, ’Tis the gift to cum down on her face and tits.

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    "Cause suicide is painless, it brings on many changes" she whispered, ge.....

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    "CITIZEN KANE" WAS TOTAL BULLSHIT - THAT DUDE MOVED AROUND JUST FINE WITHOUT ANY SORT OF WALKING STICK!!!!  IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED "CITIZEN AVERAGE MOBILITY" AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!!

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    "Grandpa, where did Charles Darwin study spooky animals?" inquired the child. "Why, the Galapaghost Islands, my dear boy... the Galapaghost Islands."

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    "Harry and the Hendersons"? More like "John Lithgow Fucks a Wookie".

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    "Hey girl, your low level trauma makes my dick throbba!" isn't the feedback I had hoped for from my psychiatrist.

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    "I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of da crunkest clubs!" - Lovesong of J Alfred Prufrockandroll

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    "In the HEIGHTS" my ass - THEY BARELY EVEN GO ABOVE SEA LEVEL!!!!

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    "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of an offshore bank account in the Caymans."

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    "It puts the lotion in the basket"? That's product placement 101, big guy.

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    "Make-It-Rainman" definitely, definitely, gets all the bitches.

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    "Mama Told Me Not to Come," but I got her pregnant anyway!

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    "Meet my G.O.Penis," the Proud Boy whispered, as the erect insurrectionist stormed his cellmates' fleshy capitol.

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    "Prostate schmostate!" cried the Doctor. "I've got your icky poo-poo all over me, mister!"

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    "Red Rover" should be fine, but no more "Simon Says"... remember, Garfunkel is his own man now.

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    "Sea of Tranquility" my ass: that's where I fought my first race war!

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    "Shakespeare in Love"? No way, I say! Try "Ibsen in Impotence" instead, and that'll fill your dirty little pencil with loads of useless lead!

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    "TURN DOWN THE VOLUME!!!" she screamed, as blood dripped from their ears. Indeed, it was sound advice!

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    "US vexed by Russia & the Nazis!" the headlines read, & all at once I knew my time machine had finally worked! And 1945 isn't gonna know what hit it.

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