Lovey Howell was menopausal, but sadly, she did not pause before boarding the Minnow. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 24, 2021
For the missus and me, our go-to date night movie is "Dirty Dancing." And like clockwork, by the time we've reached the botched abortion, I'm balls deep. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 24, 2021 1
I ordered the Death By Chocolate, but all I got was this hemorrhagic stroke! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 24, 2021
YOU LAUGHED WHEN I INVENTED GO-GURT... BUT WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, JENNIFER?!?!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 23, 2021
Sir, this is a dog show, not a baking competition: we'll welcome a well-trained purebred but never a well-grained pure bread!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 23, 2021 1
Got hacked by North Korea, now my Mac's got gonorrhea. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 23, 2021 1
Is there a genie in your twattle, baby? Because, I'd like to rub it the right way! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 22, 2021
Get a load of this: have you heard of this new thing called E-Mail? Give me a friggin' break! I mean, what's next... F-Mail?!?!?! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 22, 2021 1
The lousy milkman became the lousier accountant - all he did was skim. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 22, 2021 Spoiler <--- star witness
The lousy milkman became the lousier accountant - all he did was skim. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 22, 2021
Showed my Pogs to Armie Hammer... then that scoundrel ate my slammer! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 22, 2021
I'm here to eat ass or chew bubble gum - either way, you're about to get sticky. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 22, 2021
I'M GOING OUT LIKE I CAME IN: FEET FIRST THROUGH MY MOTHER'S VAG!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 22, 2021
Think Wikifeet is kinky?! Wait'll you get a load of Wikiweenus!!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 21, 2021
Imma traditional sorta feller, and I likes my ryes marbled and m'balls gargled. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 20, 2021
Sure, my daddy taught me how to walk... walk right out the door! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 20, 2021
Oh, maybe he's no Romeo, but he's my lovin' Mercutio, oh, oh-oh-oh! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 20, 2021
I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your gas can exit. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 20, 2021
Make lemons out of lemonade… THEN you’ll have my attention! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 19, 2021
I'm not one to make Idol chatter, but... that William Hung has got it goin' on! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 19, 2021
Lovey Howell was menopausal, but sadly, she did not pause before boarding the Minnow.
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