Yo, I eat so much ass, I be gettin' fresh conjunctivitis ev'ry day, son! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 22, 2021
Weirdly enough, I don't remember a goddamn thing about "A Walk to Remember." in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 21, 2021
Tried to steal home plate.... but mama closed the kitchen cabinet and thwarted that shit. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 21, 2021
The doctor told me I have a serious concussion. But I'm pretty sure I know my body better than some quack doctor, so I told that doctor, "Glarrbbble muugh duh guh, muh blerblggddd!" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 21, 2021
In the end, there was a catchphrase superstar inside each of us all along. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 21, 2021 2
I'm riding a penny-farthing, so don't you dare explain whimsy to me. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 21, 2021 1
Even though onlookers could see bone protruding from Matthew McConaughey's legs, the actor-turned-gubernatorial-candidate insisted he was, "Alright, alright, alright." in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 20, 2021
There will be no CPR certifications today - the training dummy has a do-not-resuscitate order. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 20, 2021
How dare you speak to me like that... I'm a full ass woman! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 19, 2021
Rene Russo's Robinson Crusoe blew the roof-O off of my caboose-O. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 19, 2021
How long? How long must we wait for John Wick VS John Carter: Chapter 8??! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 19, 2021
Paul Hogan uses the same damn wedding announcement every time he divorces and remarries: "That's not a wife. THAT'S a wife." in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 19, 2021 1
No matter where I'm rollin', there's a Lego in my colon! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 19, 2021
Our bromance is fuckin' crushing it, my dude; love your tender fuckin' smoochies down the small of my back! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 19, 2021
Here's some fresh squeezed juice - out of my tiny caboose! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 19, 2021
No one is happy to have binged Floribama Shore, Tammy! I'm just saying it happened!!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 19, 2021
Here's some more food for THOT. That bitch be hungry as hell! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 18, 2021 1
Whether it's oral, nasal, or anal, my insurance doesn't cover it. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 18, 2021
I have seen the portal to hell, and it's in Buttzville, New Jersey. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 18, 2021
Hey, 10,000 B.C. called... they want their "ugggg ugg ug uggg" back! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 17, 2021 1
In a way, all cows are Leatherface. But is the world ready for the Texas Chainsaw Moo-ssacre? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 17, 2021
Count Chocula drained my back slot-ula!
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