So I said to her, “Doctor Doctor, gimme the news. I got a bad case of lovin' you!” To which she said, “Sir, you have stage 2 prostate cancer.” in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 17, 2021
There was a farmer who had a dog, and Cujo was his name-O! Oh, the farmer was torn to bits! Oh, the farmer was torn to bits! Oh, the farmer was torn to bits! And Cujo was to blame-O! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 17, 2021
Hold me, harpoon me, & harvest me blubber... it'll be a whale of a time! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 17, 2021
What could be finer than to find your dad on Grindr? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 16, 2021 1
Today's youth? Why, they're nothing but lousy dew droppers playing their Forkknife on their telephones.... in my day we used actual utensils like civilized Americans! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 16, 2021
First, we take the prostate, then.... the prostworld!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 16, 2021
I'll leave the dying hard to Bruce Willis; I'm a live soft kinda guy! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 16, 2021
I've got skeletons in my closet... and entrails in my entryway! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 16, 2021 1
I'LL STOP CRYING WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE JAMES CROMWELL LOOKS AT THAT TALKING PIG, ALAN! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 16, 2021
Colon full of Colin Powell? Fill your heart with Phil Hartman, man! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 16, 2021
Be warned, for there are Taco Tuesdays in Heaven, but there are no Tuesdays... in Hell! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 16, 2021 what about TGI Fridays?! Please tell me that's unscathed! 1
Is that a trundle bed near your pocket window, or are you just happy to sleep me? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 16, 2021
U know investment bankers b shakin' n their booties & holdin' each other tight watchin' "Tales from the Cryptocurrency." in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 16, 2021
Ummm, it's only a French Tickler if it comes from the Chatouiller region of France... in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 16, 2021
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Let me rip that bong, like I'm suckin' dong, brother. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 15, 2021 1
Squeeze me til I pop, then you'll hear the semen drop! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 15, 2021
Tony Soprano's spirit haunts this place... as a vengeful "gaba-ghoul." in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 15, 2021 3
One man’s sideboob is another man’s full frontal. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 15, 2021 I think I'll crochet this on a pillow!
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At the end of the day aren't we all just looking for someone to schlemiel our schlimazel? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 14, 2021
If I'm a piece of shit, you're a rectum wrecking log! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 14, 2021
Feed, my little piggies... daddy has slopped your trough. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 14, 2021
So I said to her, “Doctor Doctor, gimme the news. I got a bad case of lovin' you!” To which she said, “Sir, you have stage 2 prostate cancer.”
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