I don't know your name, but there's something between us - this might sound insane, but is that your penis? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 12, 2021
Now, for a word on the dearly departed: he was a turd who constantly farted. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 12, 2021
Don't make the mistake of calling me a Cuban; I may be a sandwich, but my first name is Reuben! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 12, 2021 1
Take it from me, there were plenty of angry and confused cannibals at those Comedy Central Roasts. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 12, 2021
"Hey girl, your low level trauma makes my dick throbba!" isn't the feedback I had hoped for from my psychiatrist. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 12, 2021
Holy Studs Terkel! Angela Merkel was caught doing The Urkel! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 12, 2021
Though I might seem the meanest, it's because I'm small penised! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 12, 2021 1
My big booty is filled with even bigger "asspirations." in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 12, 2021
Last on the call sheet, but first in our hearts. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 12, 2021
Let's just say... I was in the room where it crappened. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 12, 2021
Once you start peeing pus, then you’ll know you’re one of us! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 12, 2021
Now get out there, and eat this LSAT’s ass millennial style! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 11, 2021
I'm a Lord Licorice in the streets, and a Gloppy in the sheets! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 11, 2021 1
Is that a 60s style free-love commune in your park, or are you just hippie to see me? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 11, 2021 1
The moment I realized Zeus was real, I was thunderstruck. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 11, 2021 *moved to the front of the class*
The moment I realized Zeus was real, I was thunderstruck. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 11, 2021 1
Watch out for her tomahawk dunks, cause Lizzie Borden's got sick-ass new Jordans! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 11, 2021 (<-- pretend that's an axe)
Front to front and side to side, fill me up with formaldehyde! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 11, 2021
I thought I had booked “Nick Fury” for my son’s birthday party... but fortunately, Nick Furry turned out to be QUITE the entertainer! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 10, 2021 1
Today, on Marvel's "What If...": Spiderman's spidey-sense gets too much tingle when the Shocker slips him the shocker! Spark will fly, and taints will burn! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 10, 2021
I don't know your name, but there's something between us - this might sound insane, but is that your penis?
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