Did I love the three percent discount on my vaginal rejuvenation procedure? Absolutely. Did I love becoming the face of the "#GashSag" ad campaign? Absolutely not. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 27, 2021
Type 1 Diabetes plagued the prima ballerina her entire career, but ironically, she's now has Type "2, too." in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 27, 2021 <---- she's not in a tutu I realize, but my god, she's still dancing!
Type 1 Diabetes plagued the prima ballerina her entire career, but ironically, she's now has Type "2, too." in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 27, 2021
Darling, though I do ADORE a British high society love story, I simply detest how SNOTTY they can be to one another! I mean, I was truly repulsed by Shonda Grimes' Boogerton. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 23, 2021
Do you ever do that thing where you're having a dream about churning butter, and then you wake up to find your wife strangled to death... sorta vertically though? It's so awful... I don't even eat butter! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 22, 2021
A little bird told me "regurgitate in the mouths of the young - squawwwwk!" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 20, 2021 1
Love it, or list it... Really love it, fist it! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 19, 2021 1
The "WHEAT" concert was a banger! They shredded - obviously. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 19, 2021
I'll show you my belly if you'll slather me in jelly! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 18, 2021
My hardscrabble life did fuck-all for my Scrabble game. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 18, 2021
Start your day with a hot soufflé, & eat a heapin' helpin' of "Dwight Yoakam's Honey Stroke-Umz!" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 18, 2021
To all the hemorrhoids I've enjoyed before, you popped right out and brought the gore. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 17, 2021
Let's watch reruns of "Becker" while I twist on your pecker! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 17, 2021
You're dressed to impress (and could probably have guessed it), but you'll now be ingesting my outermost breast tit. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 15, 2021
I solved "the Rubik's Pube" and all I got was this lousy chlamydia!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 15, 2021
Julius Caesar just got his first cellphone, and you know he immediately started textin' all the ladies, "E tu, cu-tay?" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 15, 2021
For Mother's Day, Daniel Day-Lewis gifted his mom a powerful one-man production of "Oedipus Rex." Sure, he's blind now, but the sex was incredible. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 14, 2021 1
For Mother's Day, Daniel Day-Lewis gifted his mom a powerful one-man production of "Oedipus Rex." Sure, he's blind now, but the sex was incredible. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 14, 2021 1
My brethren, last eve I visited the Instagrams, and what I beheld shook me to my very core: young people boasting that they were proudly defiling their sacred bodies by smoking cigarettes with.... "pound-sign NO FILTER!" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 12, 2021
"Grandpa, where did Charles Darwin study spooky animals?" inquired the child. "Why, the Galapaghost Islands, my dear boy... the Galapaghost Islands." in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 10, 2021
Removing his candy cane striped cap, he stares into the mirror, once again confronting the lie he keeps so well hidden. Would they still look for him if they knew? Would anyone wonder "Where's Baldo?" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 10, 2021
Mama, uh went 'n sold my dadgum soul for uh-nother copy of Speed 2: Cruise Control. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted January 10, 2021
Did I love the three percent discount on my vaginal rejuvenation procedure? Absolutely. Did I love becoming the face of the "#GashSag" ad campaign? Absolutely not.
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