I'm the best gunslinger with the tiniest dinger in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 28, 2020 “Almost a Catchphrase Superstar: Call Waiting for Godot.” -Scott Aukerman, Best of 2020 part 3 And just when I was starting to think 2020 was kinda a bummer of a year....
Christmas Eve? What's next... Christmas ADAM?! AMIRITE?! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 24, 2020
My buddy Stu and I had beef when I mistook him for beef stew. I'll always miss you, Stu. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 23, 2020
Crippled nipples dribble gleaming rivulets of gaseous gerbil giblets. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 22, 2020
The ladies call me "Ribeye"... CAUSE U KNOW I BE BONE-IN! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 21, 2020
Tea and crumpets, pump it little strumpet; find Jenny in the corn then I Forrest Gump it in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 21, 2020
Davy Crockett's Sriracha Crotch Rockets: spicing all them niceholes since 1797 in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 21, 2020
Wassa stigmata with me?! WASSA STIGMATA WITH YOU?!!! My fuggin wrists are bleeding more than my goomah's prujoot! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 20, 2020
Though I had agreed to play some friendly pinochle, I became concerned when I saw no cards... and felt pee on my knuckle. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 18, 2020
Get a load of the lymph nodes on that gland-candy! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 17, 2020 2
Turn on some classy Philip Glass, then we'll eat each other's gassy ass. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 17, 2020
Do you get notified if your catchphrase is picked? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 17, 2020 No notification, except the words you hear escaping from Scott's sweet lips 1
Yo, make me smile with praise & voodoo; trust me, bro, I'll bust & do a doo doo! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 17, 2020
For fresh peach cobbler, I'd suck on half your knobbler in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 13, 2020
¡Oh Dios mío, mi amigo! ¡Yo quiero más frijoles en mis pantalones, por favor! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 13, 2020
I'm a coward and a cuck; let me watch my honey fuck in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 12, 2020
I'm the best gunslinger with the tiniest dinger in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 12, 2020
Are you some kind of sexy sewer covering? Because it is GRATE to meet you! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 11, 2020
They say pride cometh before the fall. Oh yeah? More like... summertime cometh before the fall. AMIRITE? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 11, 2020
I tremble and pee when you make eye contact with me. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 11, 2020
The priest diced avocado with much bravado... but pride turned moldy that unholy guacamole, and wrought spiced hell to that butthole I love so well. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 11, 2020
Can I Finnish, can I Finnish?! Ei tippa tapa eikä ämpäriin huku!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 10, 2020 1
Yo, horny ass Geoffrey Chaucer ate the fuck out of my Cunterbury tail. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 10, 2020
I'm the best gunslinger with the tiniest dinger
in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Posted
“Almost a Catchphrase Superstar: Call Waiting for Godot.”
-Scott Aukerman, Best of 2020 part 3
And just when I was starting to think 2020 was kinda a bummer of a year....