My mommy got FOMO from that dummy Momo, and now we can't visit the MOMA and sip Boba because when that dodo got her third diploma, she also caught the corona. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 10, 2020 1
My unleavened bread needs no kneading; it will not rise... it just starts bleeding. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 10, 2020
What's the haps with the maps for craps? I need a guide to toilets downtown. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 8, 2020 My condolences.
What's the haps with the maps for craps? I need a guide to toilets downtown. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 7, 2020 You may have a serious medical issue if you held that crap all this time...
The biggest twist of Charles Dickens' "Oliver Twist"? It was actually written by M. Night Shyamalan. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 7, 2020 1
Hey Herman Melville - you're being a whale of a dick in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 7, 2020
I don't give a flying Flaubert... so why don't you eat my Madame Bovaries, motherfucker? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 7, 2020
Make like Geoffrey Chaucer and lick my Canterbury tail, asshole. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 7, 2020 1
Call me a stickler but that tastes of French Tickler. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 4, 2020
Your father farted so hard it deployed the National Guard. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 4, 2020
Be a white knight and slurp out my intestinal parasite? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 4, 2020
That cop demanded I spill my guts, yet suddenly I'M the asshole for disemboweling myself?! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 3, 2020
WOULDN'T BE IN THIS COFFIN IF YOU WERE LOVINGLY JERKIN' ME OFTEN! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 2, 2020
Goldilocks' flirty glance pours hot porridge in big daddy's pants. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted December 1, 2020
I can appreciate a capable forager as much as anyone... but please sir, could you remove my nuts from your mouth? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 29, 2020
A cleft in my heart has driven us apart - after you left me bereft with thy deft panty theft. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 27, 2020
Close the doors and get on all fours, Uncle Ballsack's back for more! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 27, 2020
Let's lube your pubies then take you to the movies in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 27, 2020
I'm dumping it soft, I'm dumping it hard, I'm dumping it doggy style out in the yard in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 27, 2020
Poopin ain't shit without a nasty booty slit. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 25, 2020
Much like Tom Sawyer never painted the fence, it'll be a cold day in hell before Mother fucks Mike Pence. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 25, 2020
I'd kill my daddy for a York Peppermint Patty! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted November 25, 2020
My mommy got FOMO from that dummy Momo, and now we can't visit the MOMA and sip Boba because when that dodo got her third diploma, she also caught the corona.
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