By the pricking of my dong, Someone wicked ganked my bong! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 22, 2021
Dermatologists are FREAKS! One look at my abscess & they're all like "Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble, tons of pus, tons of pus!" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 22, 2021
Kill me with kindness, then bury my carcass raw, baby! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 22, 2021
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock! Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock! Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, overdose death! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 21, 2021
You claim to be a Chili's, yet you WON'T serve me a baby's back ribs with barbecue sauce?! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 21, 2021
You KNOW my nymphomania goes insane-ia at the mere mention of ancient Mesopotamia!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 21, 2021 1
Went for a physical last Halloween, and the doctor told me, “I think I see a spooky g-g-g-g-gonad.” in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 20, 2021 1
The missus & I get super nasty with our bedroom role-playing. Last night, she was a dermatologist, and my dick's was a big ol pimple that needed poppin'. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 19, 2021
So disappointed with your carwash's Deluxe Turtle Wax. Yes, Turtle from Entourage jerked me off, but my Camry's upholstery is just ruined. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 19, 2021
Ironically, I got poked in the eye at the Poconos. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 18, 2021 1
If they appoint me as pope, oh the boys I shall grope! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 18, 2021
In the land of the blind man, Helen Keller will cut a bitch. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 17, 2021
It’s the land of milk and honey where lactose-intolerant diabetics be damned. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 17, 2021
One man’s shirt is another man’s oversized nipple warmer. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 17, 2021
UNLESS MY BODY SUDDENLY TRANSFORMS INTO A TRENDY RESTAURANT, DON’T YOU DAAAARE PATRONIZE ME!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 16, 2021
Give me Liberty Mutual Insurance or give me death! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 14, 2021 1
Here's the scoop: I'm eatin' soup while I hula-hoop! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 14, 2021
I'm so powerful that people have started calling me "The Klondike Bar" - because there's nothing you wouldn't do for me. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 14, 2021 = +
Plow me like a field in springtime that I may bear thee a bountiful comedy crop. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 14, 2021
By the pricking of my dong, Someone wicked ganked my bong!
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