My bed was not the only bathroom but she was just so sweet in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 2, 2019
The thickness of life is the same thing you do to your mom for your birthday in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 2, 2019
Paternalism has always happened to me when I'm trying out my hair for the next two years in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 2, 2019
Buyers are interested and I'll put the cream in your hand if you're looking for something else in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 2, 2019
Maggots are not getting any more expensive and the money is in my head in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 2, 2019
My ovaries hurt so much for my heart to see the light in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 2, 2019
Your girth fills me with no mirth, only oodles and oodles of jizz. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 28, 2019
Do try and stay away from Shower Tim at Shower Time... dude's a real creep. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 18, 2019
Just as his name suggests: Rumpleteazer can eat out an ass like nobody else and leave you edging for days. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 9, 2019
Balinese castration vacations are a ball-and-a-half of fun! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 25, 2019
Creature comforts for frivolous fun. Creature vivisections for the Blight Lord of Sun. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 25, 2019
“Fruit of the Lube” underwear... some slick ass shit. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 19, 2019
Baby, I've got so much tip that legally I have to call my foreskin "twelveskin" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 18, 2019
At the whiff of a fart there are beans in my heart! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 17, 2019
Move your meat and take those teats to the street! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 9, 2019
It’s not lust if I only thrust into your upper crust in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 7, 2019
Be the changed diaper you’d like to see in your pants. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 7, 2019
Cluck me, daddy! Cluck me! The chicken or the egg, the chicken or the egg.... ooooo, I came first! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 6, 2019
Dump your trunks and you'll fear no skunks... unless they've got a goddamned switchblade. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted April 6, 2019
For years I thought my father had died in that bakery.... but it was only a yeast infection. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 26, 2019
Allow me to mansplain that a man's pain begins and ends with that main vein, brother. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 24, 2019
Ever shower with a coward? There’s no amount of soap in the world that can wash the yellow off that belly! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted March 22, 2019
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