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Posts posted by Call Waiting for Godot
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Don't serve me yesterday's foie gras and tell me it's today's pâté en croute, you son of a bitch.
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Put your money where your mouth is, sailor, and I'll turn your 401(k) into a 401(gay).
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One man's septic tank is another man's fudgy drank.
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I'm far too fond of the thing to have it amputated now, no matter now much rot festers inside of it!
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Suddenly, my hemorrhoid-senses were tingling... someone nearby intended to shit an innocent pair of pants. And they had to be stopped.
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The pencil was a nihilist and refused to be sharpened. "There's no point," he'd sigh.
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Give me a home where the buffalo roam.... J/K I just need a sick wifi signal, yo.
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Urethra? No way, man. #MY-RETHRA
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Clip your pubies or you'll get no rubies!
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Impolite Mennonite acolytes alight with fright from socialites' suburbanite appetites for tonight's bites of Turkish delights!
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Big hairy maws are cause for applause.
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Snoodle on my boodle and I'll canoodle your poodle!
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Someday police will identify your remains via your shitty shitty teeth.
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Pit viper in my dirty diaper, bruh.
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Salty slam poetry rhymes make me slam salty pork rinds.
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For the measles and the mumps, the Good Doctor prescribes the humpty hump!
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There's no honor among thieves, and no hungry Donner who grieves.
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Frothy false prophets often earn significant profits.
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The only thing that matters is tiny pig bladders.
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Honey-roast me and eat me on an airplane!
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Since laughter is the best medicine, this syphilis should clear up any day now... HAHAHAHAHA!
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Lorena Bobbitt brand cutlery - so sharp, it'll slice your main vein!
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My favorite place to make whoopee is the cushion; I'm so very lonely.
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Girl, you got that Bubba Gump baby bump!
The pterodactyl's terribly enacted edicts consequently consummated compulsory funnel cake funeral feedings.
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The pterodactyl's terribly enacted edicts consequently consummated compulsory funnel cake funeral feedings.