I like my sex like I like my architecture: brutalist. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 4, 2021
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck had a LAP-band procedure? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 4, 2021
Bend the knee and kiss the ring, then we'll do this comedy thing. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 4, 2021
How can it be Benedict Wong if it feels so Jeffrey Wright? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 4, 2021
Lo, Sweden did unleash a plague of Skarsgårds upon all the lands, and yea, it was good. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 3, 2021
My family and I have decided to diversify our incestments. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 3, 2021
If cleanliness is next to godliness, I'll just drop my drop my shit wherever & hail satan. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 3, 2021
Excuse me, Barkeep, but I ordered the bay breeze cocktail and what you gave me is neither brackish nor fish-forward. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 3, 2021
I've been doing a lot of meditating lately; I'm totally self-centered now. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 3, 2021 1
Gonzaga University? No, no, my dear boy, I went to Gorgonzola U! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 3, 2021
Jeffrey Jones, Gary Glitter, and Jeffrey Epstein... put 'em in the pedophile file! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 2, 2021
If it looks like cum, and it smells like cum... it might be tapioca pudding. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 2, 2021
If you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas. But if you lie down to snog, you will get STDs. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 2, 2021
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face - go for the brain and down that motherfucker. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 2, 2021
Don't make the mistake of assuming you'll be treated with basic human dignity, and we'll all have a much better time. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 2, 2021
Bruh, I keep my place spotless as hell, cause you know bitches love a sanitary pad. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 2, 2021 1
The insurgents are nudist albinos… so, don’t fire until you see the whites of their thighs. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 2, 2021
There's no Kraft mac & cheese at the craft service table, yet somehow I'M the asshole?! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 2, 2021
Bruh, you know I keep it real as hell. Cause I'm a real ass boy now. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 2, 2021 this = real
Hasta luego, be gone from my Winnebago!
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