Bruh, you know I keep it real as hell. Cause I'm a real ass boy now. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 2, 2021 1
So, I didn't pass the bar exam, but I did pass out in that tiki bar. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 2, 2021
The game’s afoot, so naturally it’s featured on Wikifeet! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 1, 2021 I do love a good theme!
The game’s afoot, so naturally it’s featured on Wikifeet! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 1, 2021
Walked into the sex party being all like, "Dildon't mind if I dil-doo!" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 1, 2021 1
You might be surprised to learn: the "In Memoriam" segment was the goriest part of the GuilloTEEN Choice Awards. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 1, 2021
All my exes live in Texas, and that's why I'll spread their corpses across the Caribbean Sea! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 1, 2021
My preacher is cool as hell. He opens every sermon by exclaiming, "Sinbad for my real friends, real bad for my sin friends!" in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 1, 2021
Shuck me like an oyster until you find my pearl, so I can know the briny release of death! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 1, 2021 briny death comes without warning! 1
Oh man, my buddy is OBSESSED with Breaking Bad. Get this: not only did he start wearing a fedora.... he also got super addicted to meth! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 1, 2021
Riddle me this, riddle me that, but why are there nipples on this vigilante bat? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 1, 2021
Bob Barker: please tell me what to do with my pet's genitals!!! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 1, 2021 1 1
Shuck me like an oyster until you find my pearl, so I can know the briny release of death! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 1, 2021
How much cum could a cum-chucker chuck if a cum-chucker could chuck cum? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 30, 2021
Now that Bill Cosby's out of jail, who's ready for a Cosby Show reboot?! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 30, 2021
I yearn for a world where spit-takes are less deadly. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 30, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to GTFO. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 30, 2021 1
Please mama don’t make me choose between Dunkaroos and my Charleston Chews! in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 30, 2021
I keep waiting for my pain to make me a great artist... and hopefully soon, too, because this sepsis hurts like a bitch. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 30, 2021
Really I'm a beer guy, but my tapeworm insists on the Bordeaux. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 30, 2021
Please ignore my lazy eye - motherfucker sleeps more than a cat. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 30, 2021
Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes, & don't extinguish until you see the browns of their butts. in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 29, 2021
Bruh, you know I keep it real as hell. Cause I'm a real ass boy now.
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