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That was amazing. A Loose Fur reference on HH?! I was like, what'll they talk about next, The Minus 5? The Autumn Defense? Riiiiight?!?!?

Loved the callback to "saving my load for marriage." Reminded me of an early ep where I believe Blake from Work of Holics said Catalina was just a cumshot away from LA. Anyone remember that, or am I just imagining it?

You GOTTA imagine that Jake and Amir at least broached the subject of HH moving to Headgum. I mean, models are changing. Headgum is the future.

I'd love to meet some fellow scoop troopers.

Meet you at the snack bar.

HO.LEE.SHIT. I just saw this. Haven't been forum-ing in a while. Long story short, bruh: if I still worked at Chapman I would, but I don't, so I can't.

Don't you mean 59ing?

Liked the ep; didn't fall in love with it, so to speak. Too much Kevin Bartelt MMA. JK. But I digress. Any of you in the sunny Southern California area going to this Pee Cast Blast thing at the Ace Hotel? I heard about it on HDTGM. Why haven't the boyz done an ad for it yet? All booked up with second city ads? Which, btw, I'm loving. Anyway, hit me up if you're going. Drinks on meeeee!

YUP YUP

Well, everybody, that's it for the Chapman ads. You know what they say: tenth try's a charm. Special thanks for Sean and Hayes for finally getting it right. But also to all of you lovely people for playing along. I love you all, and I'm in love with you all.

Chevy Monsterbird elicited a laugh from me unlike any in recent memory.

omg same

To all guests: Did you know that those who hold masters degrees earn, on average, $20,000 more a year? -Zapman Drew

Who was that Verbatim Vic imposter?

He lookin like a snack

This is insane. The sales guy at Midroll sent me an invoice for the latest episode and they added an extra charge for the Scott Ankerman appearance. I was like, what's that all about? I would never approve him reading Chapman ads. And the sales guy is like, "You should be thanking me. You're getting super low introductory pricing on this new business model." So I ask if he can just consider it added value, and he says, "You're calling an endorsement from the man who's hosted 500 episodes of a show that's also the jewel of the network he founded 'added value?'" Then he called me something really nasty I'd rather not repeat.

While I'm sure you all have questions for me about what it was like to watch the boys work, I'll offer a few unsolicited tidbits: 1. They're both very tall boys. 2. They're both very nice boys. Sean was not nearly as cold and off-putting as he'd have you believe. Chef Kevin was ok. Sam wouldn't make eye contact. 3. Bosch is a very good boy.

I'll zap one of them into giving you a shout out.

What about a dumpster crashing into another dumpster?

Who's up for a chap-a-chino? Extra thick. No, but in all seriousness, I'm thinking the copy is getting old and needs a refresh. If anyone has any ideas for how we can get the numbers to go insane, so to speak, I'm all ears.

Confirmed guests include Santa Man, Verbatim Vic, Mark from High School, Deadpool, and the Joker.

I can personally confirm that, yes, there will be more ChapChap ads. More importantly, I can confirm that there will be at least six more episodes of HH.

Great ep. Very proud Chapman could be even a small part of the last episode. Joking aside, I'm thinking it's time to update the copy. Any suggestions? BTW, I considered saying the sales guy at Earwolf canceled the rest of Chapman's contract because the show really is over. But then I thought it would be a mean, scary prank so I decided against it.

Doing my part to keep the show alive for at least seven more episodes.

As long as you're visiting the link, that's all I care about. Let's take a Big Sick approach. Keep clicking. Make the numbers go insane. Models are changing.