MrsHopewell

It's getting hot in here, but don't take off all your clothes, Lord Nelson, this is a children's charity

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey she got with that GNC gift card her landlord gave her

Sound CLOUD? No, Sound PROUD, son. Yes, the Sound family is all very proud of you.

1 clove of minced garlic, 1/2 an onion, 4oz tomato, 10oz Fresno peppers, blend, simmer in a pot. That's my hot sauce recipe and it hasn't let me down.

Call 1-800-Steamer to make your home cleaner, just don't do so in Cleveland

If Chuck eats wood, maybe Sally will get out of debt

Where's the beef! Where's the beef! I'm sorry ma'am all the beef has been tainted in an E. coli outbreak

Peter Piper picked a pepper and now must be hanged for his high crimes

Weird Science? More like Beard Science, or, Hey Pass Me that Razor, based on the novel My Struggle by Karl Ove Knausgaard

Yes, Jeff, I've had my fill. Thou shalt haunt me no longer, Jeff.

You can do a Donkey Punch in Moscow that is not a Moscow Donkey Punch. It's just a Donkey Punch done in Moscow.

"How's that for a new fish?" Said the one fish, two fish smiling at a bluefish.