CornOnTheKebab

En español Kumbaya translates to cummy bay.

The Great Barrier Reef queefed and look what happened to my roast beef.

A picnic blanket is just a tablecloth you put your nasty feet on.

Aloe Vera Wang tropical sunburn dresses currently out of stock.

Kid tested, mother approved and father remained ambivalent towards kid's below average test results.

Duck confit is just French for duck served with feet.

Don't put baby in the corner. Just leave him in the middle seat and crack a window. We'll be right back, we're only bowling 1 game.

Hey Mr.DJ, put a sweater on, you're going to France with my baby.

I've got a license to kill and a learner's permit to taxidermy. Safari here I come.

Get off your high horse. It's incredibly dangerous, and besides, owning or leasing a car or even using public transportation is far more practical in today's society Coby.

Mavis staples the checks for Johnny. Cash and coins are more Steve jobs.

Colostomy bag? No no no doctor, colostoYOU bag.

Don't shoot the messenger. There's a bounty on him and the King wants him alive, for butt stuff.

Biggie Smalls, Smallie Bigs. Decisions decisions. Who knew your penis needed a nickname by the eve of your Bar Mitzvah? The clock is ticking and I'm not picking folks.

Despite spelling discrepancies, Paula Deen comes up clean as heiress to the fortune of the Jimmy Dean Sausage regime.