FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r

Burnt Sienna is the new Vantablack. Fanta should have a flavor like that.

Remember this Australopithecus Afarensis from 3.5 million years ago? You won’t believe what he looks like today!

Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me, pound my back door, leave me soiled and sore.

in the next sequel.

It stank to high heaven and the landlord was starting to ask questions. I mean what would you have done?

You reap what you sow. I sew reefer into the sleeves and seams of dirty clothes. I then sell those clothes in the parking lot at Phish and Dead shows.

Bangers and Mash. Bangers and Mash sang Miley Cyrus as I ate my breakfast and she rode my mustache.

chaw slipped and drooled its way on to the carpet. Suffice it to say Johnnys ass it got whipped. And as for the ship. Has anyone heard of the Titanic?

Mirror mirror on the wall. Behind the two way mirror theres a camera pointing at the shower stall.

Parker and Kathy Najimy, the enchanting cast of Hocus Pocus. Well, as it turns out I got both my three Witches and my three wishes. Ladies, turn down the lights and let the magic begin.

This isn't a threat, it's a promise. Thats what I told my ex-girlfriend when I gave her a Promise Ring. She took it as a threat.

I'd like to get rid of my dog cuz he's always ripping up the furniture but then I would have no one to blame for all the piss and shit on the floor.

Like Fresh Air for dipshidiots.

The devils in the details. My D be leavin' pee trails.

Misery loves company. However the State of Missouri Division of Tourism wouldn't know a good state motto if it shit inside their ass.

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It was the best of times. It was the worst of times? Jesus Christ Dickens make up your Goddamned mind!

ef...facing

guessed might be Mary struggling to find her keys in the darkened front porch. The same porch they had spent so many splendid summers eves rocking back and forth on the swing in each others arms But every time when he would rush to the door heart bursting with hope that finally his sweet Mary had returned to him after running away with the garbage man, it was only the Raccoons rummaging through the heaps of putrid trash that had collected on the porch and on the swing. And on the front yard leading up to the curb. Once he even saw them fucking. The Raccoons, not Mary and the garbage man.

What'd you have for breakfast? Rubber buns and liquor. What'd you have for dinner? Rubber buns and liquor. What'd you do to your Mom last night? Sat by her bedside as she died due to complications of cancer.

Blessed be Thee who saw fit to bless me consecutively after my sneezes of three. Amen

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, double the shame and pity the fool. F x 1 = S/U F x 2 = 2S/U + P/F