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Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic

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  1. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    Darth Vader's porn star name: Anaforskin Skywalker
  2. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    Hey Baby, My Name is Catchphrase. Wanna Be My New Submission?
  3. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic

    Ain't no crap when you got the clap

    Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Ain't no crap when you got the clap
  4. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    A tisket a tasket I lost my grandpa's casket
  5. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    You gotta dog risk it to get the dog biscuit
  6. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic

    Give me the scoop 'cause I gots to poop

    Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Give me the scoop 'cause I gots to poop
  7. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    I joined the mile high club on Virgin Airlines
  8. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Cry, You Better Put Out, I'm Telling You Why, Mrs. Claus Is Coming To Town
  9. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    I Find Your Lack Of New Catch Phrase Disturbing
  10. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    The Very Best Part Of Waking Up Is Folgers In Your Cun - Wait, Sorry, Damn Auto Correct!
  11. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    My name is Georgie And I Died From Being Eaten By Pennywise, Because Of COVID
  12. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    It Puts The Mask Above Its Chin Or Else It Gets COVID Again
  13. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Give Me Your Number So I Can Send Nudes.
  14. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    When Euripides Shorts You'll See Tony is the Poop Butt Butterfly - The Mayor Of Turd Town
  15. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    A Tail As Old As Time Is No Way To Describe A Lady From Behind
  16. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush, Unless You Get Lucky And Instead It's The Tush
  17. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic

    Have you ever seen a worm do the human?

    Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Have you ever seen a worm do the human?
  18. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    No one cared who I was til I put on the mask - said the underaged kid trying to buy alcohol
  19. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    Splish Splash I Was Taking A Bath While Watching Khan Wrath Right Into Kirk's Path
  20. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    Little Bo-Peep Has Lost Her Sheep and Little Hos-Peeped From Across The Street
  21. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    I did it all for the Nookie so you could eat my cookie
  22. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    One does not simply walk into Mordor and come up with CBB's newest catchphrase
  23. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    To Xfinity and beyond what I can afford to pay for cable
  24. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    Twinkle twinkle little star, I sure hope I don't catch Sars
  25. Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic
    He made a list and checked it twice but forgot to check his beard for lice
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