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The Ozark Trail leads to Sam Walton's nuts.
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Longevity is nothing without fluidity, Pond Scum.
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Perfectly perpendicular to the perpetrator was that purple portrait of the pergola. The Garden Bandit has been caught!
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If it's drain cleaner you're after, you've to the right place!
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It takes a lot of gravitas to talk how daddy talks.
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You parents own a go-cart track. What do you have to complain about, Gregg?!
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Hand sanitizer on your feet? Oohhh you *are* a dirty boy, aren't you!
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fuckin rebel -
I hit rock bottom when he said "we screwed the pooch" but I couldn't remember fucking our dog. 12 steps later... i bought a cat.
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Better to be a Den Mother than no Mother at all.
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"One last bender!" he pleaded at the air intervention his family had staged.
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hope he is doing ok -
"One last bender!" he pleaded at the air intervention his family had staged.
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"Never shit in your bed" is what mom had said, so I shit in hers instead.
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Logic. -
Rusty door hinges make for squeaky 1st impressions. What the he'll, put it there!
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Nice to meet. -
Ned fled Fred for something he'd said about how Ed had fed Fred his cock.
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Big if true.